About Us

The Slightly Less Rustic Truth Behind Nettle 'N Pine

 

Welcome. We’re Nettle ’N Pine. Yes, we’re from Montana. No, we don't ride horses to the post office (unless we've run out of gas, which, statistically, is always a possibility).

 

Our Origin Story (It Involves Wood and Impatience)

The foundation of Nettle 'N Pine wasn't some majestic, Thoreau-esque epiphany under a Big Sky sunset. It was, more accurately, an almost-alarming obsession with two things:

  1. The sheer, unadulterated beauty of a perfectly preserved chunk of Mother Nature (a pinecone, a dried flower, maybe a bone from a slow animal).

  2. The deeply satisfying "zzzzzzap" of a laser engraver turning a piece of wood into a tiny, articulate billboard.

We operate under the profound belief that your home shouldn't just be "nice." It should be the place where your personality goes to retire—a sanctuary that says, "Yes, I am a discerning adult, and I also own a coaster with a sarcastic bear on it."

 

Our Craft: Where Nature Meets a Serious Power Tool Addiction

We take the rugged, untamed, occasionally belligerent beauty of the Montana wilderness and carefully tame it just enough to fit on your mantle. Our materials list is simple, yet elevated:

  • Resin: Clear, durable, and the only thing standing between a beautiful dried wildflower and your morning coffee mug. We call it botanical time-capsuling.

  • Wood: Sourced with respect (and an industrial-grade pick-up truck). We treat it like the noble material it is, not like kindling waiting for a bonfire.

  • Laser Engraving: The pinnacle of precise craftsmanship. Because if a sentiment isn't etched perfectly, does it even count?

Our Pledge: We meticulously create products that truly "speak" to people. Sometimes that means they say, "Welcome Home," and sometimes it means they subtly whisper, "You really need a drink." Either way, it’s intentional.

 

The True Purpose: Eliminating Beige Mediocrity

The world is already full of perfectly adequate, mass-produced items designed by algorithms. We exist to offer the antithesis: Creative craft products that are warm, inviting, and possess a distinct, slightly arrogant personality—much like a true Montanan.

If our products make your home feel so warm and inviting that your guests secretly wish they lived there, then, frankly, our work here is done.